Myself (Jay)- “So Dan, you’ve been in Cali for a little less than a day. Darryl was drunk when we arrived at the house last night. We headed to a skatepark today that ended up being closed due to some idiot kids tagging the whole place with graffiti, we hit a college that we got kicked out of, your hat won’t stay on your head and Lloyd got a flat tire…thoughts on Cali so far?”

Dan – “This place is a blowfest, but it is better than home”